|An in-depth interview by adult film critic Christopher Kholber|
Back in the late 1980's Mature Felatrice Fern Relkin made a debut in her two feet films for men that were sold by Adult Boutique in Maplewood, New Jersey. Then she also had appeared in a blowjob film they carried produced by amateur photographer Steve Nash of South Orange New Jersey called "Hungry Miss Relkin". The film opened with Mr. Nash announcing "I'M ABOUT TO GO TO WORK ON A COCKSUCKER'S BARE FEET" and then started aggressively torture-tickling the soles and toes of the woman as she started cackeling and yowling hysterically, and surely could she tolerate this for very long? I am convinced he was bringing this poor woman to the point of insanity and nervous system damage the crazy way she was carrying on from this. When she finally regained her composure Miss Relkin grabbed hold of his huge dick and started to boldly suck....but then quickly gnaw away on Nash's 10 inch rock hard boner like a female cannibal, leaving teeth marks imprinted on the side of the actor's shaft.
Miss Relkin was very amused at the fact that she was asked to bite into his 10 inch carrot as the scene was filmed to the sound of "walnuts cracking". “Why not!” she exclaimed. She also chuckled "I could barely fit my mouth around this guy's stalk to bite!"
At one point Nash
started yelling, "LADY AAAH, AAAH!!..,. OH LADY EASY ON YER BITING!!.....AAAH !!AAAH!!AAAH!!...."TAKE IT EASY COCKSUCKER! YOU’RE EATING ME ALIVE!!" He then lost it and started shooting all over the woman's face and got it in her raven colored hair also.
This Linda Lovelace of Montclair New Jersey, appeared in the films of adult theaters like The Little Theater in Newark New Jersey and The Capitol Theater in Passaic New Jersey working over men's boners in the 1980's. A string of broken relationships, (and an ex-boyfriend, shocked and upset upon learning of her oral "vocation", wanted her stripped down to her black bra & panties, stretched on a dungeon torture rack and then have her feet scorched) this career cocksucker actress Fern Relkin later remarked when I interviewed her.... "When Nash first asked me to do his film, I was reluctant to do it because I was planning to be married. But then I thought...well....the last film...and no one owns me.....and having this actor man Nash and his 10 Inch boner popped into my mouth, probably gagging me, well then? so why not go for it!
"I had no idea what getting my feet tickled by Nash
would be like since I didn’t experience this from sucking other boners in my films". She was warned that Nash had a reputation In South Orange for really "going to
work" on a woman's bare feet, but she said, "I figured I'd just have to endure
it." Oh yeah , lady? Oh Yeah?
"As it turned out this guy Nash was really into torture-tickling my bare feet to
the point of getting me seriously unhinged, and at that moment I decided I’m
gonna bite on this guy's boner with enough gusto to leave a set of imprinted teeth marks as this tickler character "sings out."
When asked about her then fiancee, she
"OH him, he probably did see the film, and when he did as far as I'm concerned he was just another man watching in the audience, and I’m not bothered by that. I'm a little bit of a sadist, and I would have enjoyed him getting shocked, and really twisted out as Steve Nash tickled my feet and he listened to my insane cackeling, and then I shamelessly worked my teeth into Nash's boner until he shot all over my face." "Can you have imagined the queeziness in Dennis's stomach and the anguished expression on his face when he watched me in action in the "walnuts cracking" scene? (a devious little smile on the woman's face).
If you have any Idea of actor Steve Nash's whereabouts or where to find this movie on Fern Relkin (the woman will look a little younger) or just voice your comments at the bottom of this blog or you can email me at email@example.com
Here are some pics of Fern I took as she looks today.
|Cocksucker Fern at Baers Sandy Hook NJ|
|Miss Relkin gnawing away at the underside of my boner|
|Me grasping Ms. Relkin's thin-skinned sole for tickling|
|Ms. Relkin after the interview|
|Milady demonstrating her biting .|