|Her Interview With The Adult Theater Film Critic Alex Kholber|
Back in the late 1980's actress Fern Relkin made her debut in two feet films for men that were sold by Adult Boutique in Maplewood, New Jersey. The woman had then appeared in a blowjob film they distributed (Oh Yea, she was one of "Those" women) produced by amateur photographer Steve Nash of South Orange New Jersey called "Hungry Miss Relkin". The film opened with Mr. Nash announcing "I'M ABOUT TO GO TO WORK ON A COCKSUCKER'S BARE FEET!" then started his very aggressive torture-tickling to the soles and toes of this woman as she started cackeling and yowling hysterically, and surely could she tolerate this for very long? I am convinced he was bringing this poor woman to the point of insanity and nervous system damage the crazy way she was carrying on from this. When she finally regained her composure Miss Relkin grabbed hold of his huge dick and started to boldly suck....but then gnawed away on Nash's 10 inch rock hard boner like a female cannibal, leaving teeth marks all up the side of the actor's shaft.
Miss Relkin was very amused at the fact that she was asked to bite into his 10 inch carrot as the scene was filmed to the sound of "walnuts cracking" (??). “sure!” she exclaimed. She also chuckled "I could barely fit my mouth around this guy's stalk to bite!"
At one point Nash
started yelling, "LADY AAAH, AAAH!!..,. OH LADY EASY ON YER BITING!!.....AAAH !!AAAH!!AAAH!!...."TAKE IT EASY COCKSUCKER! YOU’RE EATING ME ALIVE!!" He then lost it and started shooting all over the woman's face and got it in her raven colored hair also.
This Linda Lovelace of Montclair New Jersey, appeared in the films of adult theaters like The Little Theater in Newark New Jersey and The Capitol Theater in Passaic New Jersey working over men's boners in the 1980's. A string of broken relationships, (and an ex-boyfriend, shocked and upset upon observing her oral "antics"in a bachelor party blowjob film, wanted her stripped down to her black bra & panties, stretched a bit on a dungeon torture rack, ...and then have her feet scorched!) this career cocksucker actress Fern Relkin later remarked when I interviewed her.... "When Nash first asked me to do his film, I was reluctant to do it because I was planning to be married. But then I thought...well....the last film...and no one owns me.....and having this actor man Nash and his 10 Inch boner popped into my mouth, probably gagging me, well then? so why not go for it!
"I had no idea what getting my feet tickled by Nash
would be like since I didn’t experience this from sucking other boners in my films". She was warned that Nash had a reputation ge for really "working over" a woman's bare feet, but she said, "I figured I'd just have to endure
it." Oh yeah woman? Just like that? Oh Yeah?
"As it turned out this guy Nash was really into torture-tickling my bare feet to
the point of getting me seriously unhinged, and at that moment I decided I’m
gonna bite on this guy's boner with enough gusto to leave a vertical line of imprinted teeth marks as this tickler character "sings out."
When asked about her then fiancee, she
"OH him, he probably did see the film, and when he did as far as I'm concerned he was just another man watching in the audience, and I’m not bothered by that. I'm a little bit of a sadist, and I would have enjoyed him getting shocked, and really twisted out as Steve Nash tickled my feet and he listened to my insane cackeling, and then I shamelessly worked my teeth into Nash's boner until he shot all over my face." (poor fellow!) "Can you have imagined the queeziness in his stomach and the anguished expression on his face when the poor guy watched me go to work on Nash in that "walnuts cracking" scene? (a little smile on the woman's face).
If you have any Idea of Steve Nash's whereabouts or where to find this movie on Fern Relkin (the woman will look a little younger) or just voice your comments at the bottom of this blog or you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Here are some pics of Fern I took as she looks today.
|Miss Relkin gnawing away at the underside of my boner|
|Me grasping Ms. Relkin's thin-skinned sole for tickling|
|Ms. Relkin after the interview|
|Milady demonstrating her biting .|