Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Social Worker / Fellatrice Fern Relkin Veteran Actress Of 1970's - 80's Adult Theater Blowjob Films

Her Interview With The Adult Theater Film Critic Alex Kholber


Back in the 1980's,  adult film actress Fern Relkin made her debut in  two feet films for men that were sold by Adult Boutique located in Maplewood, New Jersey. This woman had then appeared in a blowjob film  they distributed,  produced by amateur photographer Steve Nash of South Orange New Jersey called "Hungry Miss Relkin". The film opened with Mr. Nash announcing "I'M ABOUT TO GO TO WORK ON A COCKSUCKER'S BARE FEET!"  then started his  aggressive torture-tickling to the soles and toes of this woman as she started cackeling and yowling because of it, and surely could she tolerate this for very long? I am convinced he was bringing this poor woman to the point of insanity and nervous system damage the crazy way she was carrying on from this.  When she finally regained her composure Miss Relkin grabbed hold of his huge dick and started to passionately suck....but then aggressively  gnawed away on Nash's 10 inch rock hard boner like a female cannibal, leaving teeth marks all up the side of the actor's shaft. 

Miss Relkin was very amused at the fact that she was asked  to bite into his 10 inch carrot as the scene was filmed to the sound of "walnuts cracking" (??). “sure!” she exclaimed.  She also chuckled "I could just about fit my mouth around this guy's stalk to even begin to bite!

At one point Nash started yelling, "LADY AAAH, AAAH!!..,. OH LADY EASY ON YER BITING!!.....AAAH !!AAAH!!AAAH!!...."TAKE IT EASY COCKSUCKER! YOU’RE EATING ME ALIVE!!" He then lost it and began shooting all over the woman's face even getting it in milady's raven colored hair also.

    The Linda Lovelace of Montclair New Jersey, An ACSW Social Worker and shameless cocksucker of the adult silver screen, she appeared in the blowjob films of adult theaters like The Little Theater in Newark New Jersey and The Capitol Theater in Passaic New Jersey choking on men's boners in the 80's. A string of broken relationships, (and an ex-boyfriend, shocked and  upset upon observing milady's oral "performance"  in a bachelor party blowjob film, wanted her stripped down to her black bra & panties,  stretched somewhat on a dungeon torture rack, ..and then have her  feet scorched with a cattle branding iron, starting with milady's toes) this veteran cocksucker actress Fern Relkin later remarked when I interviewed her.... "When Nash first asked me to do his film, I was reluctant to do it because I was planning to be married. But then I thought...well....the last film...and no one owns me.....and having this actor man Nash and his 10 Inch boner popped into my mouth, probably gagging me, well then? the girl's gonna go for it!

(Her laughter)

         "I had no idea what getting my feet tickled by Nash would be like since I didn’t experience this from sucking  other boners in my films". She was warned that Nash had a reputation for really "working over" a woman's bare feet, but she said, "I figured I'd just have to endure it."  Oh Yeah Lady?

"As it turned out this guy Nash was really into torture-tickling my bare feet to the point of getting me seriously unhinged, and at that moment I decided I’m gonna bite on this guy's boner with enough gusto to leave a vertical line of imprinted teeth marks as this tickler character "sings out."

      When asked about her then fiancee, she

"OH him, he probably did see the film, and when he did as far as I'm concerned he was just another man watching me in the audience, and I’m not bothered by that. I'm a little bit of a wicked bad girl, and I would have enjoyed watching him get shocked, and really twisted out as Steve Nash tortured my feet while he listened to my insane cackeling, and then I shamelessly worked Nash's boner over with my teeth until he shot all over my face." "Can you have imagined the queasiness in his stomach and the shocked expression on his face when my fiancee observed me going to work on Mr. Nash in that "walnuts cracking" scene?  (A Devious Little Smile across the woman's Face).


  If you have any Idea of Steve Nash's whereabouts or where to find this movie on Fern Relkin (the woman will look a little younger) or just voice your comments at the bottom of this blog or you can email me at stewartdennis1951@gmail.com


  Here are some pics of Fern I took as she looks today.

Miss Relkin gnawing away at the underside of my boner
Me grasping Ms. Relkin's thin-skinned sole for tickling
Ms. Relkin after the interview
Milady demonstrating her biting .